Boobsy Wendy and Ms Devil

I had drinks with Marky and Andy over at St James last night. Both of them (my very good buddies) figured out I am in some deep shit. Here goes the conversation...

A: Bud, you look love stuck, man...
Me: Me?
M: Yeah, dude. So you mange to bonk her?
A: Then you get her out of your system.
Me: You are talking about Ms Devil?
A: Who esle but her? Look, I know she is gorgeous and sexy...
Me: Plus good in bed..
M: (groan) but ain't it too early for you to give up the whole jungle for a single coconut tree?
A: (his turn to groan) Well, look... Marky's right.
Me: Oh please.... I am not saying I am giving my status or anything yet. Plus she knows what kind of guy I am.
M: When is the last time you bed other girls other then her...
Me: Ehhh....
A: Since way before Vday man. He was getting over Ms Slutty.
Me: Oy!!! I wasn't in a relationship with her.
M: Prove it, man.. (nodding towards something)

I looked into his direction and right into his path was this enchanted creature. Very pretty, very boobsy. Her boobs alone could be the centre of attraction. I bet she could balance a few books on that perky puppies. Already just by looking at her, my desire starting to awaken. She seems to sense that all 3 of us are staring at her. She gave us a grin and started to walk over.

She: Buy me a drink?
Me: Sure. Whatcha having?
She: Sex on the beach.

That does it. We kept piling her with drinks and she kept entertaining us with her butt humping our legs and her pressing of her body on us. Even Andy got the special treatment from her.

At the end of the night, Marky left with another girl he picked up at the bar counter. Andy went home to his Aysha while my duty is to send her home.

Wendy was dead drunk by the time we walked to my car. I had to let her puke her guts out before letting her into the car. Meaning I was standing aside watching her kneeling over a drain for half an hour.

Lucky for me, she lived very close. Within 15 mins, we got to her block of flat. The moment the car stopped, she was all over me like a slut. Her boobs were freed from her tiny top and daggling inches from my face. I could smell alcohol, sweat and her perfume. She pressed her breasts to my face and I have to pushed her away to catch my breath. Damn! I am almost suffocated by her puppies.

Without thinking, I pushed her out of the car and made my way home. In my mind, I was thinking of Ms Devil. I got to my handphone and instructed her to make her way to my place. Within minutes, I was freshly showered and with a glass of red wine in my hands, waiting for Ms Devil to turn up.

She turned up dressed in a tiny tee and shorts, looking weary. I drew her into my arms and made love with her. Gosh, I am willing to give up the whole jungle because of her. I gave up the boobsy girl. I gave up the chance to fuck another conquest.

All because of Ms Devil. What power she has over me....

Starting with Ms Devil

Since V day, I and Ms Devil had been over the phone on and off for a few days. Keeping my phone lines jammed. So much so Millie is complaining that she couldn't get through. She is threatening to come home the very next time she couldn't locate me on the phone. I think she is just plain jealous that I have found Ms Devil. Haha!

I feel Ms Devil isn't the kind of girl that I could fuck and run. If you ask me whether she will be turning into someone serious I too can't put a finger to it. She is special. special in her very own way.

During the few conversations we had, she knows I am a Casanova by nature and I kept a detailed blog about my sex adventure. Somehow, I just felt like I need to be truthful to her. She didn't really kicked up a ruckus about it. She just asked to keep her name out of it. In which, I have done so.

We met for dinner at Suntec yesternite and then proceed to Esplande for a cool walk down the river. Her hand in mine, I felt blissfully happy. Ms Devil is very good conversationlist. And her laughter just seems to capture the wind. Letting it swirl around my ears.

I think I am in love!!!

We ended up in my apartment with very very satisfying sex. We had it continuously for 4 hours non stop with neither of us feeling exhausted. The satisfying part is seeing her brown curls on my bare chest and her eyes drooping off to a soundless sleep, her beatiful long legs curl up at the side, her slender arms wrapped around me.

And I though maybe I couldn't have the chance to bring her home. You see, Millie is supposed to be home for Chinese New Year. And when she is home, she'll stayed over at my place. Of course, great sex included. But with her around, I couldn't possibly bring Ms Devil home. She is not into that kind. Besides, I wouldn't want to share her at all.

Fortune smiled upon me and Millie did not come home instead her parents flew to London to see their precious daughter. Millie of course was in a panicky mood (hence the threatening to come back immediately if the phone is engaged again) and she had to put her parents up in a hotel far away from BBB's place. Her mother can never know she is dating a Caucasian, she will kill Millie out of inheritence. Plus that BBB is a good for nothing.

So I got Ms Devil to stay with me for a few night as both of us had the whole week off. Yes, we are celebrating Chinese New Year in our own style.

The V Party (part 2)

I was making small talks with Ms Devil when I first learned her name but I will still called her Ms Devil here. Apparently, she lives quite near my place and she works as a childcare teacher. Its hard to imagine what a hottie teacher she will make. How fortunate are her students. She said teaching is her passion and she adores small kids.

Eleenia is kept busy throughout the party. While spinning music, Mr DJ was making eyes at Eleenia. Which he is the one of the many few to do that. I guess with all the music he has been spinning, he must be quite deaf in his ears to put up with eleenia's incessive chatter. When I told that to Aysha much later, she warned me that Eleenia could very be my future cousin-in-law.

Then in the midst of food in my mouth and listening to the smoothing tones of Ms Devil's voice, Geraldine came up to us and nudge me out of Ms Devil's listening ears. Olivia is missing in action. We had forgotten about Olivia in the heat of the action and now when everyone has more or less settled down and things are running on their own, then we realised not one of us had seen Olivia for the whole night!!! That is the fourth heart stopping moment - she is suppose to get us DVD entertainment!!!

Geraldine tried calling her on her mobile phone but unable to locate her. Fortunately, one half of the gay couple had suggested to play games, drinking games. So like a bunch of teenagers, we said around on the rug and started playing Truth or Dare which in the later part of the game moved into more X-rated Truth or Dare. (no clothes was shedded in the game just too much information)

By the end of the evening, Olivia was still nowwhere to be found. The gay couple and surfer dude left much early. Eleenia was found snogging with Mr DJ on one of the armchair. Marky was slow dancing with Geraldine. Andy and Aysha was finger feeding each other with left over food and whispering sweet nothings to each other. And Ms Devil was snuggling with me on the rug side by side, both of us were exploring each other's personalities and likes and dislikes.

There was so many heart stopping moments, I thought I would died of heart attack. Neverless, I met Ms Devil, know her real name, properly introduce myself and most importantly, exchanged phone numbers.

I'd say the party was a success!!!

(btw if any of you are wondering where Olivia disappear to... she reappear the following afternoon sheepishly forgotten everything about the party. She drunk at Double O and spent the night at some guy's pad.)

The V Party (part 1)

The party had some heart stopping moments...

Firstly, Geraldine almost forgotten her important role of inviting Eleenia thus freaking me out big time. Lucky for her, Eleenia felt honoured enough to say yes immediately and did not suspect a single thing when Geraldine specifically ask her to bring along her cousin.

Everything went well as planned. The food Aysha and Andy prepared was super delicious. We all thought that Aysha will call in food delivery but she ended up doing everything together with Andy. I did laughed over the phone when Andy reveal to me that Aysha pulled him into Borders on Saturday to buy a few recipe books. Haha!!!

Marky brought along with him, a DJ who happened to look like a bit like Tom Cruise - Chinese version, a Singapore Channel 8 actress (she begged us not to reveal who she is and refused to take any photos with any one of us. Big deal!!), a gay couple who is famous around the arts circle and a sufer dude who really looks like he came directly from the beach with his tanned body in a singlet and broad shorts.

Then second heartstopping moment - Mr DJ forgot to take his collection of CDs!!!

This left him to choice but to go back home to collect it. Just as Mr DJ is about to leave and we were worried that other guests are about to arrive, Marky remembered that Mr DJ did brought along the CD file but left it in his car. Phew!!

Geraldine really knows how to deco. The whole living room is transform into a love heaven. Instead of what we thought to be cheesy nightclub looking red and plushy look, she went straight for pink and white as theme colors. There was baby pink heart shaped cushions thrown over a white fluffy rug. The lighting was dimmed to perfection. There was hugh white candles and vases of white and light pink roses. The petals of the white and pink roses was scattered all over the floor and rug. One of her armchairs is draped with pure white sheepskin. The other one is lined with pink and white feather boa. She managed to get streamers in baby pink and silver glitters. The results very innocent heavenly look she achieved.

The third heart stopping moment - Ms Devil turned up in person.

She was decked in a pink halterneck and a pair of white jeans with her brown curls bunched up into a pony tail. A sight to behold. She smiled shyly as she seemed to recall who I am and very much looked like it was a delight surprise to bump into me here. Little does she knows.... Keke!!

Happy Valentine's Day!!!

I like to wish all the ladies out there A Wonderful Sweet Valentines...

(PS if you are lonesome tonight, write me a long email...)

I like to wish all the gentlemen out there to be brave and venture into your heart desires. Be brave to be romantic.

I am dying of anticipation on whether Ms Devil will turn up tonight...

Preparations of catching Ms Devil

Eleenia is giving me the hard way to get through to her cousin and I don't even even know is it 100% Ms Devil.

Geraldine had a wonderful idea.. She is going to throw some sort of Valentine's Day party at her place so she will invite Eleenia and her cousin. We got excited talking about it and decide to go for the idea. I ask the guys out to help out the preparation. We had a meeting over coffee at Starbucks last night.

Andy and Aysha would be in charge of the food. We discussed on whether to have a sit down dinner or a buffet. In the end, it was a pass around tray food kind of thing where you will eat finger food while talking to someone else and tapping your feet to the music at the same time. Aysha promised it will be a bit of fusion mix. (Read: Japanese sushi + Western pastries + Chinese dim sum).

Marky. He is in charge of inviting people who are interesting. Mixture of life and such. He is very good at it. I have been to some of the wild parties he threw at Aussie. He brought stars, actors, wannabes who just brought the house down with their extreme partying ways. He is also in charge with music. He thought of inviting one of his friend who happens to be a DJ. See, he know everybody.

Geraldine will be deciding on the deco. She will provide with lots of furry red cushions, feather boas, lava lamps, heart shaped candle holders, aromatherapy stuff. Especially the party is held at her house. She will be going shopping this Saturday to buy all the necessities. We decide to make her living room as cheesy as possible. Haha!

And me? Besides turning up in my best. I am also in charge of getting everyone drunk. I am the booze man. I will pick my selections from the finest wine to the hardest liquor.

Oh boy, I can't wait.

Millie sounded a tad disappointed she is not in Singapore. She is complaining alot about her BBB now. Like how his habits begin to irritate her instead of amuse her. How she is losing her identity to him. how she got no friends over there. How bloody cold the weather is. How British people can't swear properly. Even reveals that she intend to break up with him once the next available guy comes along.

I know Millie. She is a big softie at heart. She won't do that to BBB even if he beats her up.

The moment I put down the phone with her. Olivia calls me.

O: I heard you guys are throwing a bash.
Me: Yup.
O: Am I invited?
Me: Huh? We don't need to invite you, Olivia. You live there, remember?
O: Then why the fuck am I not in the preparations?

Good Point.

We didn't thought of including Olivia in the first place. I mean she will be there of course. She lives there with Geraldine. Geraldine thinks that Olivia is a bit too undependable to rely on her to do any particular task.

Olivia sulked big time. She whined and she begged. After consulting Geraldine, who is deafen by Oliva's screaming. "She whines to you but she screams at me" We decided that we'll need to have after dinner entertainment. So Olivia was assigned to pick some love cheesy movie DVD as after dinner entertainment. This will be where we will laugh our heads off while sipping our poison of the night and couples could snuck in the corners of the room for some lovey dovey make out.

With this task bestowed to her, Olivia immediately went to movie frenzy and started to source out for the best and most suitable titles.

At least she is happy. Because she didn't know this was derived from Geraldine and my idea to catch Ms Devil.

Eleenia's cousin

Millie is right. I am behaving like a teenager. Hahaha!

Guess what?!? I come across Ms Devil again. And this time I did not let the opportunity slip away. But woe on me that I have to get to her the HARD way.

Through Eleenia.

My friends know by now how I am head over heels with Ms Devil. Somehow, I got a blurry picture of her in her devil's costume taken that night at the party. Marky managed to get the host of the party to impart some of his precious photos of the parties to us. Although he did get a shot of Ms Devil, he did not know who she is.

Its as good as a lost cause for me.

My friends started to joke around on how to get her attention from placing an advertisement in the Straits Times to putting up a Friendster with her photo (quote Aysha: Everyone has a Friendster except you!!! Where did you come from? Planet Pluto?!).

I placed her blurry photo on the wallpaper of my laptop. Okay, okay its cheesy. Hey, I figure that if I stared at her photo long enough perhapes I could get over her. Perhapes, perhapes.

Ms Devil, Ms Devil, where are you.....

Then I went out with Geraldine last night. I met her at Starbucks at Holland Village with my laptop because she wants to borrow it to check her emails. Olivia is hogging her pc at home with her gaming.

G: Who's she?
Me: Nah. Noone in particular.
G: Seriously....
Me: I don't really know for sure.
G: You don't know her?!
Me: Er........... (Scratching my head in embrassment)
G: Wahaahaahaahaa!
Me: What you laughing at??
G: I know who is she already....Hahaha!
Me: You do? (Eyes open wide)
G: Yup and I am not telling. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Me: Oh Come on!!!
G: Nope. Hahahaahaha!

I got her to reveal to me who Ms Devil was. Geraldine couldn't be 100% sure but she did says that Ms Devil looks like Eleenia's cousin. Shit!!!!

I fucked Eleenia before.

Shit!!! I know how sensitive girls can be. I do not want Ms Devil to be turned off by me even before I get to know her real name.

Ms Devil had visited Eleenia at the office a couple of times, that is how Geraldine came to find Ms Devil's face familiar. But to get to Ms Devil, I have to go through Eleenia first. Ewwwwwwww! Geraldine refused to dig out more information for me because she had a catfight with Eleenia recently. And I refused to wait for the next time Ms Devil to show up at her office. God know when???

I got Eleenia's phone number from Geraldine and called her to try my luck...

Me: Eleenia, erhmm... its Karl.
E: Ooooooo, Karl darling. How nice is it for you to call me...
Me: Yah.. Its like this. I got to know that..
E: Hold on, sweetie. I need to get the next caller to hang up.
Me: Okay... (tapping my fingers on the table impatiently)
E: Back to you. I'm so sorry to let you wait. I was on the phone with my cousin and you know how girls like to talk and gossip and stuff.....
Me: Your cousin?
E: Uh huh. You know, we are kinda of close to each other. Like sisters, yah.. and a lot of people says that we are like sisters too. Although, I am a lot prettier than her. In fact, my relatives like to compare her and me. And I just love the attention. Of course, she never did mind. I don't think so anyway. That was when even we are both small.... You know, there was one day, one of uncle even said that both of us should.........
(Gosh!!! How could I ever forget how irrating that Eleenia could be...)
E: Then I went on to SIA desipte my parent's worries. I thought it is a good exposure for me, you know. Plus I get to shop around the world. Have visited Paris? So nice so pretty. So much shopping to do at so little time for me. And I get huge bonuses and handsome guys as my colleagues. On other hand, not really that handsome ,you know... Sometimes, I get passengers who are much more....
Me: Eleenia, I would like to meet you cousin. (There, I blur it out)
E: What for?
Me: Long story. Could I?
E: Meet me. We'll talk.
Me: Would you bring her along?
E: I'll see if she is free.

And she slammed the phone on me. GREAT!!

What do I expect?? I just fucked Eleenia and avoid her. Now I call her up to see if she could intro her cousin to me.

I fucked up big time. This time.

Well, at least I know Ms Devil is Eleenia's cousin and she sometimes popped up at Geraldine's office. Now I just have to wait patiently for her to show up. Geraldine has already promised to do the works for me.