Ms Slutty & Ms Devil

Christmas Eve - The first thing that comes to mind is parties.

Just this month alone, I have been invited to 7 Dinner and Dance, 3 preChristmas parties, 5 Christmas parties, 2 post Christmas parties and 6 ( and still counting) NYE parties.
I have to turn down 50% of them due to heavy workload or because I can't be in 2 places at the same time. Even if I am David Blaine.

My Christmas Eve 2006 - A small homely Christmas bash was thrown at Aysha's place where we gather around to sample her burnt turkey and uncooked mashed potatos. First time I got to see Andy in an apron, nearly freaked me out. My good buddy has become house-husbanded. HAHA! All together 5 of us good friends finished 3 bottles of red wine in the early evening and headed down to MOS for some happening time.

We spent some more time drowning ourselves silly with alcohol when Andy nudged me at the ribs to signal me to look over his side.

Ms Devil!!!!!!!!!

She was dressed in really tiny skirt and high boots, swaying side to side to the beat of the music. Surrounded with friends, you can tell she was having a high time. I am so memerised by her brown curls and swaying motion that I did not notice someone was tapping my shoulder to get my attention.

I turned around to face a very (seriously it was VERY) slutty looking girl, tapping her finger on my shoulder.

Me: Har?
She: You are XXX rite?
Me: Nope. Got the wrong person.
She: Oh. (pause for a while) Wanna dance?
Me: No. Not really. (The fact is that my eyes was glued tightly to the swaying ass of Ms Devil even though I was talking to perhapes the most sluttish looking woman I have seen in my life)
She: Oh, comeon dance with me!

Since she was very insistent and I wouldn't like to let a lady down. I danced with her but still my eyes was glued to Ms Devil as if I am under her spell.

She: Your steady ah?
Me: Har? Nope.
She: Good.
Me: Why good?
She: Because you are mine tonight. (Then she threw back her head and gave a throaty laugh.... Evil..)

After two songs, I excused myself on the pretext wanting to locate my friends. She went on a mission to get us drinks. I went back to the group, all of them looked pretty sloshed. And there was still one untouched red wine on the table. What a waste.... Then I felt the insistent tapping on shoulder again....I turned around prepared to give a sacastic remark when I came face to face with Ms Devil.

Ms Devil: Opps. I've got the wrong person. I thought you are my friend.
Me: Haha. Its alright.
Ms Devil: I am so sorry. But you look familiar.
Me: (Heart beating faster....) Ms Devil.
Ms Devil: Oh. Hahaha! Mr Zorro?
Me: Yup. (Nodded happily) You remembered....
Ms Devil: I even remember somthing else... (smiled shyly) Anyways, Merry Christmas!!!

At that moment, she made her move and planted a long kiss on my lips in midst of the popping and cheering. Yes, it has past midnight. She stolen my Christmas kiss.

Then Ms Devil disappear again. Running towards the direction of the restroom.

I let her disappear from my life again.

Ms Slutty came back with a pout on her face.
She: I thought you said she is not your girl.
Me: She is not.
She: Really?
Me: Yes.

The rest is history like they said. Ms Slutty and I ended up in my home in a total state of drunkness. I cannot even remember what happened my to my friends. Neither can they remember much. We are all pretty sloshed.

Internet access in Singapore severely affected by Taiwan quake

I like to respond to this piece of news below. I know a lot of people esp Singaporeans has been affected by the internet slow or no connection. So have I.

A piece of advice: Stop whining....and stop complaining.

Please. There are reported deaths and damages done to homes. These are much more important in life than no internet to surf. Understand that businesses are badly affected. But nothing is more precious than life itself. So people should stop and take a breather.

Just my two cents worth....


SINGAPORE : The earthquake in Taiwan has wrecked havoc online among thousands of internet users in Asia.
Singapore has also been affected - with major online disruptions.
Others in Southeast Asia and Hong Kong were also hit, after the quake damaged several undersea cables around Taiwan.
Service providers say the recovery process will take days, if not weeks.
If you faced difficulty accessing sites especially US-based ones, you were not alone.
Many across Asia faced the same problem too, with a long wait in downloading information from the internet.
The instant messaging service such as MSN Messenger was also down.
The reason - the earthquake off Taiwan on Tuesday night damaged the undersea cables, resulting in slow internet access to some sites.
Taiwan's largest phone company Chung-hwa Telecom said the quake which measured 6.7 on the Richter scale disrupted some 98% of Taiwan's communications capacity with Singapore, Malaysia, Thailand and Hong Kong.
Due to the high cost of such submarine cables, most countries co-invest in a common communications infrastructure, and this multi-billion-dollar information superhighway has now been damaged.
But service providers say it's not a complete breakdown, it just takes longer as online traffic is diverted to alternative lines.
SingTel, Southeast Asia's largest telco, says its submarine cables linking the US and Europe are not affected.
But it has set up an operations centre to monitor the situation.
"The extent of damage to the cable is extensive. We are clearly taking this on two fronts - we want to restore service on the damaged cable as soon as possible and at the same time, we are working round the clock with our consortium partners to do the traffic diversions. We think there's a good chance we can restore service as soon as possible," says Choo Pee Hin, director of Network Operations at SingTel.
The earthquake was so massive that even SingTel's backup alternative cables were knocked out.
Telephone facilities in Taiwan were also affected, including overseas calls in and out of Taiwan.
For StarHub, two of its 95 channels on its digital cable service were down since mid-day, and late Wednesday night, one of them, Channel TV5MONDE, resumed service.
"In terms of the breadth of disruption I think the largest impact was on broadband and surfing of overseas sites. It was multiple cables that were impacted and multiple companies in countries who were affected. In fact, I think pretty much everyone is impacted," says Mike Reynolds, head of Integrated Products & Marketing at StarHub.
"And when all the different cables out in the ocean are impacted, the customers will feel it. So getting them back to normal service in the shortest time is what matters."
Other providers like Pacific Internet say connectivity problems may stay for days or even weeks, while repairs are in progress.
But users can expect big improvements over the next few days.
You can still access websites based locally, like the online government portal, which are not affected as traffic does not have to be routed overseas. - CNA /ls

Hereby wishing everyone a Blessed Merry Christmas!!!!

Lovely Ladies, don't get yourself drunk.
Gentlemen, drink yourself silly.

Holiday Cheers!

Devilious Delicious

November and December are for parties and parties and more parties.

I have been to plenty of parties but nothing match the ones I have crashed upon in Thailand. Speaking of which, I might need to go soon early next year - company trip. Haha!

Last Saturday, I was invited to a birthday party with a dressed up theme. Everyone is supposed to come in as somebody famous preferable someone famous or a hero. So you could imagine the Spidermen and Supermen and Wonderwomen we saw. I went together with Andy, Aysha and another good friend of ours, Marky. Aysha was dressed in as an angel with wings and everything. I told her an angel doesn't need to be as holy as her. She was draped in white cloth from head to toe. If it wasn't for the wings and the gold halo, I would have mistaken her for Sedako. In reply, she managed to elbow me into quiet submission.

For Andy, he was dressed as a retro afro dude with the big curly wig and his cool baggy jeans which kept coming off his hips. Aysha wanted him to dress as God or at least an angel but Andy refused, saying it looks too gay on him. Keke.....

For Marky, he is dressed up as himself. Haha. Not because he is lazy or anything like that but because he is sort of famous. Quote Marky:"The invitation card says dressed as someone famous. But I am famous..... Therefore I need not dressed up. I will go as myself." Duh! He did a few roles for TCS but his main fame comes from Australia where he spends a lot of his time at, mingling with the directors and writers there. He is quite recognisable there.The last time I went over to Aussie to visit him we have to make do with fans hanging outside his house.

As for me, I was dressed as Zorro. Okay, its very typical and simple. All I have to do is to clothe myself in classic black, don a black cowboy hat and a black mask. Voila!!! Wait.... Aysha had to draw a moustache with her eyeliner last minute before she declare complete.

The party which look promising to be the party of the year is held at an exclusive landed property at Neil Road. What do you expect? In a HDB? That was the response Marky gave Andy when he lamented how deep the house is located inside.

The party was fabulous with full of beautiful creatures. Ladies and gentlemen alike. The main party is held in the garden itself, flanked by Jacuzzi and swimming pool, the house is open to all to those who need a rest from the outdoor area or in urgent need of some privacy in which the rooms will provide.

We were lounging around the garden, enjoying and dancing under the clear moonlight and having delicious cocktails and fingerfood.

That is where I met her.

The Devil.

She was decked in a red tube top with a PVC red mini skirt and fishnet stockings that wrapped her long never ending legs hoisted by a pair of red killer nine inch heels. Her tube top is lined by a heart shape neckline and propped up her plentiful bosom. Her hair set in soft brown curls tumbled down her shoulders. She is wearing a set of devil's horn as a prop for her costume and holding a red pointy fork. Her face is partially hidden by a black mask, only revealing a cat like eyes and a pout smile.

She is devilious delicious.

Before I could set my drink down and approached her, Olivia came out of nowhere and dragged me to the dance floor which was set in the middle of the garden. While some vampire whisked Ms Devil away in his arm and led her towards the house. I do not know Olivia was invited in the first place.

While Olivia is entertaining and still very much in lust with me, as I am in her. I couldn't help thinking about Ms Devil. Marky has gone somewhere off his own to explore. Andy and Aysha are sweating their fats off the dance floor all night long. If they are not dancing, they are arguing. Latest topic: Expenses on the upcoming wedding. So I rather they dance.

I met her again when I was queuing at the ground floor toilet in midst of the sounds of someone vomiting. There she was... At the back of the Q. She flashed a smile and I smiled back. I motioned for her to take my place in the Q. She grinned and moved forward. Suddenly, I just do not need to go toilet at all. Her smile was enough for me.

I was back in the garden to find that Olivia has abandon with some short girl she is jiggling with at the dance floor. When Ms Devil walked up to me and planted me a deep kiss. And the kiss is WOW. We kissed in front of everybody like we are the only two alone in this world.

Then she left. Disappeared. Just like that.

Damn.

Noone seems to know who she is. In fact, most of them came and ask me who she is. I absolutely got no idea.

Olivia was pissed off with me, kissing another in her presence that she kissed the short girl, creating another scene. After the kiss, she was even more furious at me for having no reaction at all.

So pissed in fact, that she did not stayed for the night. She did her wham bang on me and left my place straight without even showering. The whole total sex lasted only half an hour. To tell you the truth, I was thinking about Ms Devil.

Devilious Delicious

Slavedriver Ying

There must be something wrong about my blog. Unable to see my blog if I type in singaporeplayboy.blogspot.com.

I have email the tech team to redeem this problem. Let's see if this can be solved.
I have been horrendously busy for the whole of last week and this week. Due to double workload that my new company has piled up on me. Been staying in late, driving overtime for my new slavedriver. In which is a lady manager. I have have much correspondence with her and I am pretty left to do what I am suppose to do. Which is pretty fine by me. Live by no rules. But from what I heard from my colleagues. She is a story.....

Ying is actually quite a pretty lady with long hair and super duper long legs and really doesn't end. She is pale white and this reminds me of Siu Siu. Her boobs are of a B cup but a droopy B cup. Her features are a different thing all together. Her bulging eyes with her large mouth does not pair up at all. Overall, she is a nice lady.

But Ying is quite nasty to all the rest of her coworkers. Driving them to corners with her moodswing and her terrible deadlines. Her demands are nearly impossible to meet and when met, she critize your ability to work til you are convinced that you really cannot work and is better off dead. Her instructions (in screams) left most of the younger newer colleagues trembled in fear. Of course, there are those delusional ones who worshipped the groud she steps on. But not many of us, since we have been in this industry for decades and some of us even longer than her.

Like one of my colleague who sumed it all up after a round of beer: "She needs a good fucking."

We all cheers to that.

Last year, the company's D & D... She did just that. According to the lips of my colleagues, she was drunk and high on the night of the D & D. My evil colleagues took to their duty to drink with her til she was wasted, even my big boss joined in. By midnight she was so wasted until she was screaming on top of her voice that she had not have sex for a long time. Exact words were:"I need a good fuck!!!"

One of us bend towards conscience decided to call up her boyfriend and get him to send her home. When he arrived, she was screaming at him cheerfully: "You have not given me a good fuck..." One could see her boyfriend's face turned beetroot at that remark. All of us, half drunkenly, tried to stifle our giggles. That is until my big boss started laughing out loud.

After the D & D, everyone pretended not to remember a single thing. To spare her the aftermath of the incident. However, we could see that she did remember. And she tried to be nice for once to everyone in the office. That I can tell you did not last until she returned to her old self, screaming again.

Leopards do not change their spots...