Ms Slutty - My girlfriend?

Ms Slutty and I has been labelled as a couple!?!? Oh shit!

YES, SHIT HAPPENS...

It happens that for the past few days, Ms Slutty has been tagging me like a forlorn puppy. She will hang around my office during lunchtime. Then she will have some silly excuses why she is in the area. "I was visiting someone here so I thought maybe..." "Oh! I was shopping then.."

Then I will oblige to have lunch with her if I didn't have clients for lunch. Then she will call just before I knock off to check my dinner plans. After twice appearing the same place as I am. I just decide to bring her along.

And she just tag along.

Then yesterday, I had this conversation with Andy over the phone.
Me: Dude, how's wedding plans going?
A: Please don't mention it.
Me: That bad?
A: (sigh) So gotten yourself a good catch ya? Didn't know you had plans to settle down.
Me: What are you talking about?
A: You and Ms Slutty. As in couple.
Me: Fuck! Fuck! FUCK! There is such thing. She and me are not a couple. Never will be..
A: Maybe one day..
Me: FUCK! NEVER!
A: Ok. Cool it,dude. Whatever you say,dude.
Me: Urgh!

Then Ms Slutty pissed me further by suggesting over dinner at Breeks that she should move in with me.

She: Maybe I should move my things over to your place.
Me: Huh?
She: Is it a good suggestion?
Me: Nooooooo....... (Everyone at the diner was staring at us due to my exclaimation.)
She: Why not? You don't have to have such a huge reaction to it, you know. Its just moving my stuff over so I could go to work easier in the morning without going home to shower and change.
Me: I like the things the way they are.
She: But I don't. Its very troublesome, you know.
Me: Hmmph....
She: Oh comeon....
Me: I love my freedom.
She: And you love me right?
Me: I do not respond well to emotional blackmail. So drop it.
She: Oh damn!

Ms Slutty did dropped the subject but at the expense of showing her sulking black face all night. So I went ahead to club without her, leaving her at her own home to sulk all she wants.